Michael Kallio

Ernie and Emma

Surly Liquor Store Salesman

Inner Demons

Bloody Bridget

Homeless Guy

Return of the Lost Movie: The Making of Mutant Swinger from Mars

The Once and Future Smash

Mike 'Dilly' Dilworth

The Scout

Bernie the Productin Coordinator / Fake Shemp (voice)

I Thought His Name Was Blarche

A child's toy that drives adults to madness

The Transformations of the Transformations of the Drs. Jenkins

Self